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Hello sir, I hope this letter and gift finds you well! I understand that the season has likely kept you quite busy! But still, please take your time to enjoy the season all the same, as well as the gift! It was quite difficult to figure out what to give you, but I hope you enjoy it all the same!
Happy Holidays,
Santa Claus
[Loid will get one, brand new winter jacket and handknitted scarf! The pockets are also filled with assorted candies, including a bag of chocolate chip cookies. They're quite soft and chewy!
[You know. Freminet wasn't too sure just what to get Loid. All he hoped was that he liked chocolate chip cookies and some stationary. He would be the type to write a lot, right?? He didn't know. There is a note that reads:]
Christmas Gift
Date: 2024-12-16 10:40 am (UTC)Hello sir, I hope this letter and gift finds you well! I understand that the season has likely kept you quite busy! But still, please take your time to enjoy the season all the same, as well as the gift! It was quite difficult to figure out what to give you, but I hope you enjoy it all the same!
Happy Holidays,
Santa Claus
[Loid will get one, brand new winter jacket and handknitted scarf! The pockets are also filled with assorted candies, including a bag of chocolate chip cookies. They're quite soft and chewy!
...They also won't explode or poison him.]
Hi pretend this isn't late, backdated to the 25th
Date: 2025-01-05 01:57 pm (UTC)Dear Mr. Loid,
Merry Christmas. I hope you like your presents.
-Freminet.